Monkey and Rat
Can a monkey make a rat weak in the knees
Dragon Palace printed paper placemat
Says you are the monkey, I am a rat
Says I am an ambitiously friendly rat
And you are a monkey who’s persuasively intelligent
Isn’t it silly to think that
According to this printed paper placemat
You are a monkey and I am a rat
And we’d be just fine if we were to affiliate
Isn’t it silly to think that
Isn’t it silly the monkey and the rat
Now what makes that mat think
That we would ever get together over drinks
Or shoot each other seductive winks
Might our offspring resemble minx
You’re a pro and I’m just hopeless at Tiddlywinks
According to this printed paper placemat
Says you are a monkey and I am a rat
And we’d be just fine if we were to affiliate
Your feet are furry and I got buck teeth
You swing from trees while I prefer a hunk of cheese
You’re a royal flush and I’m a pair of threes
Can a monkey make a rat weak in the knees
I praise my friends while you tisk tisk yours
Would you ever tolerate a rodent with whiskers
Would I abandon running in this rat race
To monkey around with my primate Princess Grace
